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When Halloween REALLY gets scary...

I FREAKIN' LOVE HALLOWEEN.

Don't you?! Of course you do. With Halloween being only ONE WEEK away, I feel as though a Halloween post is more than obvious. So, awaaayyyy we goooo!

Now, as we all know, this blog is about wasting time, not wine. And let me assure you, NO wine gets wasted when I go out on Halloween. However, I do waste buckets of time preparing for Halloween - it's something lots of people do. And we do it for one night, a night that's not even a holiday! It definitely doesn't make much sense, but I do it every year so whatever.

As good as some Halloween costumes are, the real beauty is in the terrible ones. The ones that are almost undistinguishable - "are you a pile of leaves?" "Oh, Poison Ivy, right..."
So I took to my friend Mr. Google and found some pretty hilariously bad Halloween costumes that we can all laugh, cringe, and shutter at together. Believe me, you'll never see anything scarier than some of these below...

Enjoy!


Sesame Street meets stripper. Probably not the what the creators were hoping for. Burt and Ernie would also never wear braids...


Ok, the only reason I even recognized what this classy lady was TRYING to be, is because of the pose. Very Lady Gaga like right? I think this young lady was going for Gaga's meat dress look, but obviously wasn't willing to splurge on the good stuff so she settled for mouldy ham and Bologna.


This. UGH. This combines so many things that I hate in life. 1. Kids dressing like adults - it's weird and creepy. 2. Sunglasses that you can't see out of (WHAT is the POINT?!). 3. Jersey effing Shore (I think..). I'm pretty sure that's what these mini guidos and guidettes are going for here. Which is just disgraceful. At this age, they definitely shouldn't even know what JS is, let alone want to act like them.



Remember when Octo-Mom was all the rage? I get the baby dolls, and maybe I'm just not well versed in the happenings of the Octomom, but why the lips? Maybe she had lip injections, but those fake ones make the costume look more like the creepy clown thing from Saw (Jigsaw?). Also, check out mega creepy Ernie in the background checking out Octomom wanna-be.


And this one.. I don't have the slightest... wait, that's just Miley. Not even a costume. Oops.

Happy Halloween folks! :)


Wine at the time: Wolfbass Shiraz (because it's delicious and smooth! And vampires.)


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